Season 1, Episode 4, The Return of the Shirt:
Marshall: 'Oh, my god. Are you alright?'
Lily: 'What happened to you?'
Ted: 'Told the truth, turns out the truth has a mean round house kick.'
Marshall: 'Oh, man.'
Lily: 'Oh, well you did the right thing. I’m proud of you.'
Ted: 'I’m bleeding internally.'