Season 1, Episode 3, Blind Date:
Liz: 'Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?'
Kenneth: 'Why? Because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.'
Season 1, Episode 4, Jack The Writer:
Tracy: 'But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.'
Kenneth: Oh, okay.
Tracy: 'So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.'
Season 2, Episode 5, Greenzo:
Jack: 'Look how Greenzo's testing! They love him in every demographic - colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh, we gotta update these forms.'